50 Examples of the Worst Tramp Stamps Possible

Ladies, if you’ve got a tattoo on your lower back hip, that’s called a tramp stamp. Granted, it may not be the classiest name for that kind of ink, but it all depends on how you carry yourself. However, in the case of the following women, there are anything but classy.

Definitely not a Happy Meal…

This sort of tattoo is enough to scare us off from eating burgers and McNuggets. We’re none too pleased with the design, nor are we even impressed with the woman’s gall to get an ink job this poorly done. Color us unimpressed, for we have just lost our appetite.

Bad ink job.

Definitely not something we’d like to see on any woman we’d be interested in. The overall skankiness of such a tattoo is just too much to handle. Never mind the fact that she’s also into football — we just can’t bear the ugliness of such a sight.

Ride hard or ride home.

We don’t know what she’s trying to say here. Does this that you’d have to ride your man hard, otherwise you’ll be heading off home by yourself because you sucked at bed? Either way, this is just way too cringe-inducing for us to handle.

Our eyes are bleeding…

Are we supposed to imagine that your butt cheeks are butterfly wings? So, if you try to spread them apart, does that mean the wings are flapping? Oh dear Lord, the imagination’s running wild on this one, and not for the better either.

What are you trying to say here?

Really? Of all the tattoos you’d get, you had to go for this one instead? Are you looking to own a meat shop or something? Or are you saying that you’ve got a whole lot of fats to share to the whole world?

Too much…

A tattoo is best looking when simplified. Nobody would like to take the time to read down a long passage from the Bible down your back anyways. Unless, they really love you and are also quite spiritually in touch, which makes you pretty fortunate to some extent.