50 Examples of the Worst Tramp Stamps Possible

Definitely not a Happy Meal…

This sort of tattoo is enough to scare us off from eating burgers and McNuggets. We’re none too pleased with the design, nor are we even impressed with the woman’s gall to get an ink job this poorly done. Color us unimpressed, for we have just lost our appetite.

Bad ink job.

Definitely not something we’d like to see on any woman we’d be interested in. The overall skankiness of such a tattoo is just too much to handle. Never mind the fact that she’s also into football — we just can’t bear the ugliness of such a sight.

Ride hard or ride home.

We don’t know what she’s trying to say here. Does this that you’d have to ride your man hard, otherwise you’ll be heading off home by yourself because you sucked at bed? Either way, this is just way too cringe-inducing for us to handle.

Our eyes are bleeding…

Are we supposed to imagine that your butt cheeks are butterfly wings? So, if you try to spread them apart, does that mean the wings are flapping? Oh dear Lord, the imagination’s running wild on this one, and not for the better either.

What are you trying to say here?

Really? Of all the tattoos you’d get, you had to go for this one instead? Are you looking to own a meat shop or something? Or are you saying that you’ve got a whole lot of fats to share to the whole world?