Jumping jacks. They’re a good way of keeping fit. They’re great exercise, working the arms and legs and giving a great all-round aerobic workout. To get the most out of them though, you need to do them standing up. So this lying down version? Covered in a hundred recently-drained beer bottles? They’re not the recommended version. Still, they look like they might just be a tiny little bit entirely much better. *HIC*
Sometimes drink can make you behave a little strangely, as you probably know. Your judgement becomes impaired. You make unusual decisions. Like, romantically. Do you get what we’re saying? Sure you do. Not that there’s anything wrong with this lady. You know, in particular. And hey – maybe the boozed-up guy’s no oil painting anyway. We mean, c’mon… we don’t care how many beers you’ve had – those Fred Durst baseball caps are never acceptable. That’s the real fail here.